I'm Probably Going to Fall in Love with You If...

I’m Probably Going to Fall in Love with You If…

(you’ve been warned)

·         You save me from my reality.

·         You’d give me a free pass for Kiyomi McCloskey and Tegan Quin.

·         You can introduce me to new things and you aren’t afraid to do something new, too. Who says not having a shit-ton in common is a horrible thing?

·         You have no idea how smart you are.

·         We laugh harder than we’ve laughed in forever.

·         You send me flowers for no reason other than you know I love flowers.

·         You aren’t afraid to play.

·         You aren’t too good to laugh at yourself or ask for help. It’s nice to feel needed.

·         We can hang out with only each other and love it.

·         We can hang out with other people together and remember to pay attention to each other.

·         You don’t mind talking to me throughout the day.

·         You love your family and you can’t wait to meet mine.

·         We can spend money and not harp on each other for it. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: no one likes a cheap ass.

·         You recognize when you are wrong or when you are being an ass. We laugh about it when it’s no longer a big deal.

·         You can make me dinner, and don’t expect me to make you dinner in return.  :/ Trust me on this one.

·         We can give each other shit and it’s fun, not mean.

·         You aren’t afraid to spoil someone.

·         We both get justtherightamount jealous of other people. And then we both think it’s cute.

·         You aren’t afraid to dance, even if it means you will make a total fool of yourself.

·         One word texts are nothing that you do.

·         Everyone knows how we feel about each other.

·         If I do something to piss you off, I’m the first to know about it.

·         You like surprises, and you also like to plan them.

·         You give me as much attention as you need in return.

·         You’re persistent.

·         If I tell you I’m insecure about someone/something, you help me to feel better.

·         You aren’t a bad driver, bad tipper, bad kisser, or bad lover. (Is that too much to ask?)

·         You know when it’s okay to act like a child and when it’s okay to act like an adult.

·         You’re the bigger person in your friendships.

·         We can agree to disagree and still want to bang each other.

·         You have your own opinions and aren’t afraid to make them known, but you don’t force them on anyone because that would make you a douche.

·         You feel so great it’s almost too good to be true, but alas, it is indeed true.